hey my name's taylor i mostly post jfk, seth macfarlane, lana del rey, oitnb, sls, the office, criminal minds and other things i find amusing. i got 99 problems and p-rod and nug are 98 of them.
this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much
And when he calls, he calls for me and not for you. He lives for love, he loves his drugs, he loves his baby too.
step 1: put on some relaxing music
step 2: sketch out some ideas on a blank sheet of paper
step 3: grab a jar of human blood
step 4: summon satan and get him to write your college essay
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit