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jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

“ what is your average wpm ”
— Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

I was intrigued so I just got back from doing a painstaking three hour experiment.  over the course of the three hours, I saw approximately 6 worms cross my driveway, which would make for an average worms per minute of 2

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

wulferine:

changing the date on your paper so your teacher doesn’t think you’re a procrastinator

queenc92:

macfarlaneseth:

A Million Ways to Die in the West Gag Reel

AHHH!! Is the video online already??? So cute.

macfarlaneseth:

A Million Ways to Die in the West Gag Reel